Sunday, May 31, 2009

Deep Thoughts

In honor of no more beer for the next month or 2 (or 9), here is one of my favorite Jack Handey quotes:

“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I've drank I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes & dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.'”

You can't argue with logic like that.

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