Scare FAIL

I went to my first haunted house of the season tonight and...it was awful. I went with L and some friends to Junction Nightmare in West Chester, Ohio. I read the reviews of it online and they were all so, so good. I'm guessing that someone who works there posted all of them. It was ranked one of the best in the Greater Cincinnati area.

The first half of it was supposed to be old London circa Jack the Ripper. Seriously, it was ridiculous. The actors looked ridiculous, and they didn't even hide well. The second half was "Killer Klowns" or some shit. Again, everyone looked stupid rather than scary. The special effects were literally non-existent throughout the whole thing. We could have made it through the whole thing in about 10 minutes, if the actors hadn't been turning you in the wrong direction. There were a number of maze sections, and even when we knew where to go, people would block you. At one point, we all just stood in front of this little clown-girl waiting for her to let us by. I get she finally got fed up and let us through.

Hopefully the one next weekend will be better, b/c I really love haunted houses. I can't take another disappointment like that. Especially considering it took 30 minutes and $15 to get there.

I want my money back. :(